fun fact: if you tell someone to kill themselves it’s considered encouraging suicide and you can get a fine of $25,000 and 10+ years in prison. if they actually commit you can be charged with manslaughter.
so really it’s in your best interest not to be a cunt.
when you’re eavesdropping on a conversation and you accidentally laugh
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
even jesus pooped
I like to think of juice as fruit blood because that’s more brutal
lms if Kim Possible’s top lip frightens you
once you start viewing it as a moustache there’s no going back